There is only one word to describe Mikey and that is "Jolly".

Mikey enjoys bologna lunchables like the big kid that he is. He has a best friend named Barry. Together they take long walks on the beach and enjoy lunchable picnics.

The moment Mikey met Brian at Azimuth Scuba, he knew he was where he was meant to be. Brian sometimes gets annoyed by his undying servitude, but out of pity he keeps him around.

Despite the fulfillment he finds at Azimuth, there are many times Mikey misses his work at the DMV and all the amazing people he got to interact with while there. He's down to crying himself to sleep only once a week about this now. 

If Mikey would like this biography to change, he will have to submit the one he actually wants. Otherwise, this will stay in place. And may even get shared on social media.